Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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