i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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