I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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