She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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