I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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