I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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