I wish I could punch you in the face.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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