North Korea, Best Korea!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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