Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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