I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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