We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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