And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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