I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Say something about gay babies.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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