He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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