he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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