Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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