yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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