do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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