alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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