It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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