ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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