This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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