On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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