On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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