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(313): View more from Michigan

I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.

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(765): View more from Indiana

4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain

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(226): View more from Ontario

I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.

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(646): View more from New York

I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.

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(440): View more from Ohio

The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...

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(703): View more from Virginia

Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.

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(207): View more from Maine

I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!

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