I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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