i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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