Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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