Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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