I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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