You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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