if only i could text you this smell
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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