: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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