Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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