Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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