So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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