I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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