what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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