I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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