Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize