No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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