i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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