Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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