I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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