I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Alive.
So much puke
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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