Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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