i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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