We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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