Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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