I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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