My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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