I need help removing her.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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