It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Help. Why am I so naked?
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